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Green Bay sucks
That part is an opinion, and we own it. Everything below the line is a fact with a source — because a slogan you can't back is just noise.
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Last win: 2026-10-30 — 27-19 vs CAR.
The receipts
Green Bay is not playing well
Green Bay's longest wait for a win since 1993 is 287 days
24–23
ESPN postseason data
3 straight losses
and the last one was to Chicago
The choke file
Green Bay's last seven playoff games, straight from the data:
| Date | Opponent | GB–Opp |
|---|---|---|
| 2021-01-16 | vs LAR | 32–18 |
| 2021-01-24 | vs TB | 26–31 |
| 2022-01-23 | vs SF | 10–13 |
| 2024-01-14 | at DAL | 48–32 |
| 2024-01-21 | at SF | 21–24 |
| 2025-01-12 | at PHI | 10–22 |
| 2026-01-11 | at CHI | 27–31 |
Last playoff win: 2024-01-14. The Bears–Packers playoff history →
Answered honestly
Why do the Packers suck?
Judgement call. What is measurable: Green Bay is not playing well. Green Bay's longest wait for a win since 1993 is 287 days. They are 24–23 in the playoffs since 1993 — essentially a .500 team in January, and they have lost the last 3 postseason games they played.
Why do the Packers keep losing?
The current run: Green Bay is not playing well. Their last win was 2026-10-30 (27-19 vs CAR), and the drought is now the longest in the ESPN data window.
Do the Packers choke in the playoffs?
Since 1993 they are 24–23 in the postseason and have lost their last 3 playoff games, the most recent being a wild-card loss to Chicago on 2026-01-11.
Are Packers fans the worst in the NFL?
Not measurable, and we won't pretend otherwise. What is measurable: the bandwagon searches spike every January, and Chicago leads the playoff series 2–1.
Where are the Packers memes?
One a day, and the captions are facts rather than opinions.
The counter → · every meme, archived → · The full record →
Opinions are ours. Numbers are from ESPN game data (1993→) or the sourced rivalry canon — see the sources linked on each page.